Public Notice

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

I require volunteers for a special ceremony. Any knowledge of Starfleet regulations or personnel are appreciated.

Misters Brainiac 5s, thank you for volunteering ahead of time.

Comments

[captain-jtk.livejournal.com]

You already have my assistance. It ought to be fun.

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

You have no idea, Captain.

[anoldtrickster.livejournal.com]

I would be willing to volunteer. I have no particular knowledge of Starfleet, but as I'm sure you know, I'm a very quick study.

Locked: Wednesday

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Excellent. If you would please report to the Sensoriums, tell the computer to run "Starfleet Tactical Training Simulation" lessons one through seven. If you're as fast a study as I believe you are, it should be no trouble.

Re: Locked: Wednesday

[anoldtrickster.livejournal.com]

I'll go take a look.

Locked: Wednesday

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

.......I don't suppose we get to know what we apparently volunteered for?

Locked: Brainies

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

First, go to the Media Library and learn everything you can about Starfleet Engineering in the late Twenty-fourth Century.

Then go to the Sensoriums and ask for "Sovereign-Class Starship Bridge Simulation" Zero-Three.

After that, I'll arrive and we'll begin fine-tuning the Kobayashi Maru test for Lieutenant Commander Worf.

Oh, right. You may want to read up on that as well.

Locked: Brainies

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

I imagine we'll get some sort of explanation as to why we need to study technology not only some centuries behind our own, but also relevant mostly to a different dimension?

Locked: Brainies

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Look up the Kobayashi Maru first, then. You'll see why you volunteered for this then.

Locked: Brainies

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

.....fine.

[telekinetic_badass]

What does this ceremony involve?

Locked: Julian

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

It's a special kind of promotion ceremony for Lieutenant Commander Worf. If the X-Men files speak of him, I believe he and Wolverine became good friends.

Re: Locked: Julian

[telekinetic_badass]

The Clingy-- Clingot... Cling-something alien dude, right?

Locked: Julian

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Klingon. Do yourself a favor. Don't let him know you got that wrong.

Locked: Julian

[telekinetic_badass]

I knew there was a "Cling" in there somewhere.

Anyway, what do you need?

Locked: Julian

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Bridge crew. I have a tactical and communications officer. Now I need a helmsman.

Are you a quick study?

Locked: Julian

[telekinetic_badass]

Dude, are you serious?

I am so there.

Locked: Julian

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Go to the Sensoriums. There may be others practicing and learning. Sit in the front left console seat one bridge simulation and tell the computer to run "Helm Command Console Training Simulation", lessons one through three.

[staturity]

If I can be of any help then I volunteer.

Locked: Cassie

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Cassandra. If you could, would you kindly round up an audience? Mister Worf deserves to have people at his promotion ceremony.

[governmentninja]

I'm afraid I'm not familiar with Starfleet in specific, though I know the ins and outs of most military protocols in my time.

What do you need, sir?

Locked: Leon

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

From you, Mister Kennedy? Miss Lang could use assistance in rounding up an audience for Mister Worf's promotion ceremony. Discreetly. I don't want him catching on before it's ready.

Re: Locked: Leon

[governmentninja]

I think I can handle that with discretion, sir.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid despite my volunteering, that I'll be unable to assist, Captain. I'm rather occupied at the moment. Though I do need to speak with you later to retrieve my standard omnicom so I no longer have to use this substitute.

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

I understand your concern perfectly, Brainy. Isn't it wonderful, then, that you agreed to do this to earn your omnicom back?

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

If you insist.

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

The younger Mister Five should be in the media library. He'll brief you on everything. Remember, this is for a special occasion.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

Yes, sir.

oh oh see

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Picard. Still one righteous badass normal.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Might I be of assistance Captain?

Locked: Katara

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

I was hoping you'd already be helping me Ensign.

Re: Locked: Katara

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Just wanted to make sure I was included!

Re: Locked: Katara

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Absolutely.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Is there any way I can help?

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Can you keep the Brainiac 5s under control?

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

... I'm not entirely sure that's possible. I can work with them, though, if that's what you mean.

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Is there anything, um... slightly more specific you needed? Because that was a bit unhelpful and vague.

Locked: Wyn

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

I believe I have volunteers now for everything I need.

The Kobayashi Maru test doesn't need a full crew, but I do know that I'll need someone to help keep the Brainiacs' grumbling at a minimum.

Locked: Picard

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

All right, fair enough.

This should be fun!

Re: Locked: Picard

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

That's what I hope.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

...I do NOT need a babysitter!

[psi-flames.livejournal.com]

I'll go ahead and stick my head in, if you need anybody else.

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

I think I have all the volunteers I need, but thank you. If you want, see Mister Kennedy and Miss Lang about observing.

[sonof-mogh.livejournal.com]

Do you require my assistance, sir?

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Mister Worf, I will call you down to the Sensoriums later.

I need your help with a very important task, but telling you what it is will have to wait.

[sonof-mogh.livejournal.com]

Of course, sir.