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trans_channel2010-08-02 10:38 am
notlewis) wrote in trans_channel2010-08-02 10:38 am
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Annual Podpop Science Department Memo
Hello and welcome to all the new arrivals from podpop. My name is Dr. Luis Sera, and I'm the head of the Science Department here on the ship. The Science Department exists for all your scientific needs-- research, investigation, and even development of scientific-based solutions for all of your problems.
No, we have not come up with a way to send you home yet.
In any case, if you are scientifically inclined yourself and you are interested in joining the department, we are based in the Contagion Containment laboratory (down the hall from Medbay) and always accepting new members from all disciplines. Joining the department gives you free reign of the C.C. laboratory, as long as you agree to a few simple rules:
1. You may work on any projects you like as long as you agree to assist the department with assigned projects from the crew.
2. You may work on any projects you like as long as you follow the department's ethical standards-- this involves showing me your work and if I do not scream or turn colors, then you're good to go.
3. You may work on any projects you like as long as there is not a statistical chance that said project is going to kill every person on this crew.
If you are in need of research and development in a particular scientific area, feel free to submit a request and we'll hand out the work within the department.
NOTE TO CREW: Science classes will be starting this week. Our first lecture will be on basic biology, taught by yours truly. Let me know here if you'd like to attend.
On another note, thank you to those of you who donated blood and tissue samples for my research. I've gotten some interesting results from them and I'm very grateful for your assistance.
- Dr. L. Sera
No, we have not come up with a way to send you home yet.
In any case, if you are scientifically inclined yourself and you are interested in joining the department, we are based in the Contagion Containment laboratory (down the hall from Medbay) and always accepting new members from all disciplines. Joining the department gives you free reign of the C.C. laboratory, as long as you agree to a few simple rules:
1. You may work on any projects you like as long as you agree to assist the department with assigned projects from the crew.
2. You may work on any projects you like as long as you follow the department's ethical standards-- this involves showing me your work and if I do not scream or turn colors, then you're good to go.
3. You may work on any projects you like as long as there is not a statistical chance that said project is going to kill every person on this crew.
If you are in need of research and development in a particular scientific area, feel free to submit a request and we'll hand out the work within the department.
NOTE TO CREW: Science classes will be starting this week. Our first lecture will be on basic biology, taught by yours truly. Let me know here if you'd like to attend.
On another note, thank you to those of you who donated blood and tissue samples for my research. I've gotten some interesting results from them and I'm very grateful for your assistance.
- Dr. L. Sera