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[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

Perhaps there is some glimmer of sense among these so-called 'chosen' ones. My son and daughter are meant to be kings of all beings, and I am pleased to see this recognized without persuasion on my part.

That is all.

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[restoresbalance.livejournal.com]

[Hear that rustling? That is the sound of Luke scrubbing his face with his hands.]

Thank you, Father.

[terminatefate]

Oh Christ, someone get the fucking duct tape.

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

First this 'council', and then...multiple galaxies, and entire universe...the future is unfolding before you

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

What is duct tape?

[restoresbalance.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to stick with just this council.

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

You do every sentient being a disservice. They crave your guidance, they cry out for it in the streets.

[terminatefate]

[blandly] You want to find out? I can locate a roll.

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

You are speaking utter nonsense. I can safely assume you are a complete lunatic.

[terminatefate]

[and there is the sound of something metal being sharpened, slowly] That might be you what with all that shit about kings of all beings and bullfuck.

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

If it were not a totally useless emotion I would pity you for being deprive the presence of my son and my daughter. You could not possibly understand.

[terminatefate]

Wrong, motherfucker.

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

I will give you one chance to retract any and all comments about my mother.

Obi-Wan is made of sigh and eyerolls.

[jedimacguyver.livejournal.com]

Alright, that's enough. We're all very proud of Luke and Leia.

VADER IS GOING TO START SOMETHING RIGHT NOW

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

You have no room to talk, thief. For the moment you are spared because Luke wishes it. Soon he will see what you have done to him, and then I will have my vengeance.

Sleep with one eye open, Kenobi

[terminatefate]

What is wrong with you people? Jesus fuck. I swear to God, way too many people on the shittrap of a ship have mommy issues. Like hell I'm retracting anything.

Get over it, it's a turn of goddamn phrase, motherfucker.

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

Should our paths cross, I will kill you. It will take days.

I will break everything within you, physical and mental.

[terminatefate]

Been there, done that. Pretty sure you can't top it, trashcanhead. You try and I'll feed you those words with a fist.

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

That's funny because I didn't see "kings and queens of all beings" on the ballot anywhere...

[f-u-im-a-human.livejournal.com]

Kings, eh?

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

Has your 'clever' mouth ever earned you anything other than scorn?

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

Yes. It is perfectly clear, both to those who can read any those in any way touched by the Force

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

I will be greatly amused while watching you try, I am sure.

[f-u-im-a-human.livejournal.com]

I can't say I'm real fond of royalty.

[terminatefate]

The only thing I'm sure about is the fact that you're going to need a medic to unjam that bright and shiny helmet from your oral fucking orifice.

[restoresbalance.livejournal.com]

Either way, I'd rather listen to what the rest of the crew has to say. We're all in this together, and we all need to work together.