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[in-venting.livejournal.com]

I'm bored, and my reader had a book of riddles in it.


A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

Comments

[crusades]

Correct. You're very good at this.

If only they had instruments. Mt. Rushmore.

I give you a group of three. One is sitting down and will never get up. The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. The third goes away and never returns. What are they?

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I used to have a teacher that would do this before we started class.

That's right!

And... I don't know what that is. Hm.

[crusades]

It's a particularly difficult one. The Riddler was loose two days before I cracked it.

I'll give you a clue: the third is a product of the second.

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

So, it took me longer than I thought, but the answer is a stove, fire and smoke?

[crusades]

Correct again. I'm impressed.