You've always been the scavenger, haven't you?

Can you at least pretend to take this seriously? You only developed the way you did because you're leeching from a human. By all the information we have, this shouldn't be happening to me since I'm not. This isn't how we're supposed to evolve.

I'm only even talking to you about this because I trust you in the sense that I know where I stand with you. Don't make me regret that.